CHARITY SHOP

I have no clothes!
I took them down the road
There was check and stripes
And lots of old tripe
Bundled them up in a brown paper bag
Gave them to the lady who was a bit of an old hag
She took them willingly and said, ‘thank you dear.’
Come back soon, these old clothes will give a little cheer
But, this time dear be careful what you say
I maybe an old hag and haven’t had to pay
But, I’m not deaf dear and can hear everything you say!

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